Q: In the hoe down will we be dancing with literal hoes? Because it can’t be a Hoe Down with no hoes.
KATIE: First off, I’ve never actually been to a hoedown where there were hoes, but this would seem to necessitate at least a few of them. I don’t know what your hoe budget is.
(I think the term hoedown comes from the idea of putting down the hoe and having fun.)